-Feanor.Net :: Deeper Magic from the Dawn of Time-

HINT: JULY 1st.

i) SIXTY DEGREE MAXIMUM, ALL DAY MIST, WHY.
ii) GYM OF THE LIVING HOMELESS HOW.
iii) THRICE-CURSED BUTTHOLES SIGH.
iv) CARDS GETTING FOUR-HIT REGULARLY AT HOME.
v) SIBLING BACK SPASMS, DESPERATE WHIMPERS, SCREAMS.
vi) HALF-DEFECTIVE ROOMBA FLEET, CHRIST.
vii) LBC INVADERS TOMORROW, BIGGIE SMALLS(x739).
viii) NOTHING ON THE TV BUT KNIVES, LINT, AND CORPSE JACKSON.
ix) AND I GUESS IRAN IS, LIKE, OUT OF CONTROL STILL.
x) AMERICA IS GOING GREAT, MAINTAINS CLASSY PRIORITIES.

It is time for whiskies, junctioned, up a staircase.
And... GIANT WEIGHTED BALLS WITH THREE HOLES.
Sibs everywhere.
Won't leave.

And now, to the delight of Berry, Halle, you're going to make me feel good, whilst I gurgle purple juices, dearest legendary lady bird...

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As if Tyler blowing me up in sticky ball resulting in a bystander's near-decapitation via racket-chuck wasn't enough, the Cardinals gots verifiably annihilated by the long-haired wunderkind, I've been implicated as, unsurprisingly, easily the biggest ass' ass in thirty-odd parsecs, and the Fucktard King(tm) is de-educating America faster than a titty drenches a kitty in the chaos dimension. The dishes could NOT be located for questioning this time around, and that's a damn shame.

Without Further Irrelevancy, I'd Like To Yield The Floor To The Distinguished Gentleman From... Who The Fuck Even Cares Just Please Stop, Opening, Your, Sloppy, Illiterate, Mandibles...

Wurzelbacher has a reputation for being a blunt, politically incorrect speaker. Referring to Sen. Chris Dodd, D-Conn., more than once, Wurzelbacher asked, "Why hasn't he been strung up?"

And he glosses over facts. Referring to the Constitution as "almost like the Bible," Wurzelbacher said of the Founding Fathers: "They knew socialism doesn't work. They knew communism doesn't work." The Constitution predates the origins of socialism by nearly 100 years.
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I'm not sure what exactly the ancient one is doing but he's obviously giving his best to tarnish his legacy as a foreign policy guru by forcing the populace to choke down his comments(GUIDANCE) on Iran. I'd fax and/or overnight a few thousand copies of Persepolis or screenshots of Wikipedia to the shaky midge if I thought it would help, but the addled pilot is apparently acutely concerned with nothing other than riding an unlikely overwhelming resurgence of American Idiocy into a more favourable, custodial position of homeland security within this here empire.

He's counting on nobody reading anything or remembering anything they might have learned about the involvement of the United States and other powers in the realm of 20th century manipulation. But don't you see, there aren't enough people out there anymore that utterly lack Internets privileges and/or a close proximity to a Barnes & Noble or any multitude of variants. You should have learned this alongside your summary destruction last November, sir. If you're going to attempt to weigh in on the subject, then provide substance, aside from the RNC-stamped uselessness about "Saying Something About Morality Because It's Our Job To Police Morality, As Well As Earth(tm)"... we're going to need you to actually try on this one, as you have many, many more levers at your disposal to impact this hellish, seemingly untouchable situation.

At the homestead, our senses are quite regularly tuned to the streets of Tehran, and the subsequent feeling of helplessness that follows. What is even outlandishly plausible, what assistance could we provide and through what medium, and would it be received as intended or thoroughly perverted by the archaic engine steering that star-crossed nation...( ? ) ...we discuss this at an ever-increasing rate...

And lo, we have no idea what to do. Any resources, stockpiled would likely be utterly destroyed in transit, divided up and diluted, or simply absorbed by the factions that we've rightfully deemed lesser and degrading to the populace that seems to breed The Hottest Female Organisms Per Capita, so give those boos a chance, alright/alright... ? Johnny-boy, playing into the hands of the mullahs will not get you laid any sooner in this life or the next. Beyond that, the brainstorms of blessed 1330 shall continue, unimpeded.

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It's time to go, slightly earlier than expected, for a sad but still quite lovely gathering, all aspects considered. The five of us are able to to sit down at a dinner table without internet-augmentations about once a year, so this is a blessing cloaked in the reality of Mom's mamacita's rocket ship safari to the moooooooooon. She's doing fine I'll bet, ninety-four is like, closer to quadruple my age than thrice... even still, absolutely not a longevity swath that I can get my mind around. Impressive and inspiring, I'd say.

San Francisco Bay is an incomparably beautiful place and the people here are collectively the kindest and most flexibly minded and greenest of any place I've ever chilled for any marginal length of time. Oh, but I've craved Chicago's thunderstorms, Anfauglith Park, and the inert changeability for weeks now, regardless of what's going well, and my near-daily meditative rides in the cloud-wrapped bluffs north of the Great Bridge. One might realize that one has been producing fairly near Jack with a side of Shit for a solid year now since one's (INCREDIBLE)company was engorged by the vastness of Texas. So that's pitiful, but well, what the hell did anyone even expect. I nearly destroyed myself so many times due to self-evisceration buoyed by the stress of perfecting the permanently flawed... it wasn't quite the right line of work for this one. And wouldn't you know it, I'm not anywhere closer to doing anything even quasi-gelatinous that society could stamp as 'worthy'. I'll be leaving California with more questions, more brainstormed afterbirth sure, but definitely more angles to contend with and decipher alongside the unforgiving fulcrum of general harmony. Everything should be easy, that's one's first inkling... but then one realizes that if that were the case, I'd just be thoroughly bored and perma-irritable. Because that's not going on already.

But lo, those evasive mustard seeds in the garden of my backwards-fest livelihood, they're increasingly visible, at long last. It's just strange that this general restructuring will likely result in additional complexities. Are psychiatric sessions covered by Uncle Sam yet, mister dude I voted for? I'm joking man. Please don't write that... no... stop.

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The deity of engine de-greasing hath proudly spakethed.
Surprisingly effective reverse-jinx if you ask me...

"They've got a good ballclub," White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen said. "All respect for St. Louis, Milwaukee, all those teams, the Cubs are going to be in the pennant race. People in Chicago, relax. Quit panicking. Worry about something else. Worry about the family, kids going back to school and having good grades. Don't worry about the Cubs. They'll be fine."
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tyler.schaffner: the best thing about soriano is
that he's bench proof
with that salary
we cannot sit him under any circumstances
me: i know it's just perfect isn't it
tyler.schaffner: that was a great AB.
me: oh my god he's batting .225
i thought that was a joke
tyler.schaffner: ops well south of .300
obp i mean
me: yeap nearly 290
he's making 17 million
hahhahhaa
Alfonso Guilleard Soriano
tyler.schaffner: someday i hope some cocky pitcher takes a few steps toward home, shows him the grip on the slider he's about to throw, and then proceeds to strike him out with it
me: he obviously went to Juilliard
tyler.schaffner: haha
he's quite a tap dancer, they say
me: HERE'S THE SLURVE PIECE SORI
SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO
kevin costner should throw it
tyler.schaffner: haha yes!
me: "yea you can't hit the curve ball"
tyler.schaffner: haha
que cosa
senor costner
/whiff
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